Tuesday, February 10, 2009

GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE

Fiddler on the Roof is the single greatest movie ever made. Don't question it

You know you can't deny Reb Tevye...
In other news...
The entire recession is the cause of the media. There, I said it. Don't give me this bull that it was Bush's fault. He caused the debt, yes (and the deaths of millions of people...). But he did not cause the recession. The recession was caused, and is still being promoted by, an overzealous media trying to keep revenue high. They need a new crisis every few months to be effective, and use such horrible thoughts as global warming (Not saying less carbon emissions are bad, not saying less pollution is bad, But They really overdramatize it... a whole lot), the Mayan prophecies (Death and destruction in 2012? Now come on and grow up!), and the Supervolcano that is Yellowstone National Park (This actually keeps me up at night) to meet these ends. In the case of the recession, however, when people read that their jobs may be at serious risk in their morning paper, they stop buying, so as to save money in case of disaster. This ironically reduces revenue causing even MORE jobs to be lost. The more jobs lost, the more the media has to report about. It's a vicious cycle. It isn't as hard on the foods industry, the entertainment industry (Everyone needs their porn!), and a few others, because people will rarely go without those things, even in a recession. But the Auto industry is the hardest hit sector (Oh, you all know that? Thanks, Media!) because new cars are a big budgget purchase that is almost never deemed a neccesity. The North American Auto Sectors are hit even harder because of our dependancy upon it and the fact that most North American Media secretly hates North America, and will clearly denounce the Big 3 while heralding the virtues of Toyota, who they never mention has an equal or worse quality record than any of the Big 3, and aren't at all more "Green". So go, buy stuff and be happy, you might just save us all...

Monday, February 2, 2009

February 2nd New Years' Resolutions!

Wooo! It's that time of New Year again (or it was, 32 days ago), and I'm coming to you live with my own personal New Year and 1/12 resolutions!

1) Punch someone I hate
2) In the Face...
3) Try to not waste my own time so much
4) Overcome my terror of Red Sauces
5) Get a waffle iron
6) Be nicer to Karina. There, happy?
7) Stop developing dumb catchphrases
8) Get a job
9) A paying one
10) Eat more beef

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Barack Obama Inauguration in 6 days!!

Now let me announce this right here; Barack Obama is my hero. He managed to finally break the Republican trend in American Government which has been plaguing them for the past 8 years since Clinton. I believe he will be able to bust the States out of their current economic slump, but not immediately. And now on to something more entertaining.

Paul and Caragh Brooks last Friday wed. This would have been perfectly normal, for the most part, but the couple chose to wed within a Taco Bell. The low-stress wedding was enjoyed by all, with inexpensive Grease-based semi-meat food and a mildly depressing and Mexican-exploitation environment for all. The couple was not reported to be Mexican, just people who "enjoy their time at Taco Bell"